Sunday, 17 March 2013

Who did invent Geography?

Well, I shouldnt have been doing this. I have exams tomorrow. Screw them then....... I dont know if my mom seeing me blogging instead of studying for tomorrow. Mungkin doi bakal pasang muka kayak kobokan pecel. Kebayanglah ya asemnya kaya apaan......

At least I dont pick up my nose while writing this blog, just like I did in the previous post.

I actually have an idiot question. Who did invent Geography? This guy had such a great sense of humor. Dont you wanna laugh while counting the air pressure, wind speed, humidity, tremor? Or identifying kind of rocks existing in our planet? Or understanding the gases forming some planets in the solar system? Yes, I have great sense of humor. I wanna laugh and straightly do the table flipping!

Anybody please do me a favor to answer those silly questions above. Itu semua engga masuk akal buat anak sosial kayak gue. Im in social class program. All of the above thingies are not relevant with my study. Underline&bold it: ARE NOT RELEVANT.  Kenapa? Ya lo pikir aja sendiri. Sosial. Ceritanya kita disuruh belajar gejala sosial , hitung kemajuan perekonomian, bikin siklus akuntansi, belajar gejolak sosial. Ya sosial sehari hari deh elah. Udah sih, geografi kasih anak - anak ansos IPA aja. Suruh anak IPA aja belajar gejala alam. Toh, pada akhirnya 2 tahun belajar Geografi anak IPS gak boleh milih jurusan Geografi dan Teknik Geologi. "Those are Nature Science's major, they understand nature better than the social" yaduuuu.... ngapain repot repot belajar beginian sampe botak tumbuh lagi. I personally criticize Indonesia's Education Systems. Yaudah, gih dah ambil. Kita mah minum aer tinggal minum aer, engga mesti bangat dah segala belajar teknik teknik inflitrasi segala.

According to Erasthotenes, Geography means Geo : Bumi and "Graphien : Tulisan/Lukisan. Then the most irritating one is the Preston guy saying "Geography is the mother of all science." Nah see? You shouldve given it to the nature Science class program not Social. What for? Balancing? Oh my gosh, I actually almost get balded because of arranging and filling the accountancy cycles. To understand it even harder. Dear governor, what do you want? You actually are giving us more unsolvable pressure. The point is, ngapain sih? Beginian aja masuk ke Ujian Nasional. Please deh. Makan tai berak batu. Kebayang deh itu muka ngeden sejelek apa...............

"When the scientists are ripping a frog's abdomen, the economists are busy ripping the world's finance." Ngerti ora? Disaat ilmuwan ngebelek perut kodok, ekonom lagi sibuk ngebelek keuangan dunia ---ngerti sih ini bahasa inggrisnya maksain abis. See? Another reason to throw this shit to the Nature Science class. Terus?Yaudah. Engga ngerti lagi besok harus gimana. Semalem tst (baca: tutorial service time) di GO (baca: Ganesha Operation ---where Im having extra lessons and course) cuma sebentar, gurunya harus jemput istrinya, sementara cuma satu biji itu doang guru yang stand by. Ya Allah, ampunilah dosanya karena tidak memberikan kami tst lebih lama..... Forgive him please for making trouble by ruining our grade. Couldnt ask for more.......



What else to say? Should we really remembering the earth's layers? I dont give a damn, bro.



Terus ini lagi? Lapisan atmosfer. Suka lucu nih pertanyaan disoal yang muncul, "Which layer does reflect the radio waves?" Hell Thermosphere yeah...............  What for? Just listen to the radio, I wont climb up the sky either.

Sekarang sih inget, lah besok? "Do you ever look at the exam sheets and just wanna cry?" If tomorrow I get stuck and dont know what to do with answer sheet, I will absolutely do the table flip and when teacher asks me, "Are you crazy?" I  will immediately answer, "No mam, I just need some coffee....." And leave the class.


Seperti kata pepatah, "cara terbaik mengerjakan ujian adalah: datang, kerjakan, lupakan."

Akhir kata, UJIAN NASIONAL SUDAH SEMAKIN DEKAT. Lets do table flip!

Friday, 15 March 2013

I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS

I know this kind of weird and prohibited. Im in the middle of School Final Examination, but Im writing a blog. 

Im 18 and almost 19 this year, now a girl trying to survive from the roughest situation in the whole of her lifetime. Its me, call me Karin. But actually, I used to be called by uncountable silly nick names. Wanna know what are they? Let me remind....... Cacing ----its my personal favorite, Jenong ---runner up of personal favorite, Lohan ---actually its based from a fish name which has a thick lips and wide forehead, actually its pretty hard reminding all of them. Ok now I remember one, Dude ---iDung geDE means big nose not refers to "dude" in English to call someone. Ah, its a long time ago. Ive never heard that names again, which actually makes me missing them so much. RIP silly nick names.

Ok, as a quote says, "you know me not my story, you know my smile not my scar, you know my shoes not what path Ive traveled." Ya kira kira gitu deh. Gue suka sebel banget tuh sama orang suka se-enak jidad masang quotes di bio twitter nya. Apalagi quotes itu. Apart from the their own right and the good meaning of the quotes, they seem even dont want to be judged. Anyway, no one wants to be judged. Including me, or you maybe? But the facts are: They judge and quip anyone else on their tweets. Thats not fair, dood. Ok, ini ngaco. Tapi ini asli dari hati gue. 

By that quote means, I want to share you about me ---my story. So judge me as fuck as you like ---mind the f word. 

I am rised by a great mother, the most lovable mom, but sometimes become the most irritating mom. Sorry ma, tapi emang mama suka nyebelin. Ya ngerti lah ya semua remaja pemilik jiwa rebel, pasti setuju sama ini. Tapi tetap cinta mama. MAMA<3
You probably wonder wheres my father? Let me tell you, "only God knows where the fuck he is."

But finally in 2011 my mom got married with a half Australian man. He is Daviddjon Arief. I've never seen my mom smiling as bright as that time, after marrying him. Thank you, Mr Dave for bringing that smile. I call him daddyo. Hes the cutest dad ever. His smile, the way he takes care about three of us, oh yeah I forgot to tell you that my annoying sister exists. And also a step brother from daddyo and his previous wife. His name is Cameron. Aduh, Cam gue lupa tulisan nama lo yang bener, cek facebook bentar yo....... Yah man, mengecewakan sodara sodara. Ternyata facebook name nya cuma Cam Arief. Hello cam, by this post Im asking your permission to put your name in it. Ok? Yaudah deh, I take it as "yes" aja ya. Masa iya ucluk ucluk gue message lo di fb nanya, "hey bro, is it possible for me to put your name on my blogger post?" Beside I dont say anything bad about, yeah? Proud of calling you my brother. Even though I havent met you face to face til now. You ok there, bro? SEENGGAKNYA CITA CITA LUHUR GUE DARI KECIL KESAMPEAN (baca: punya abang) HEHEHE.

Mau liat foto keluarga gue? Nah, in this first post of my blog I want to show off! Im proud to have this such a lovable family. But, you know, theres no Cam here. Only four of us: Mehh, Ma sista, Ma mama, and ma daddyo.



Arent we so that cute? No. Sometime we fight, act silly, laugh ridiculously, joke stupidly. Especially me and daddyo we are the most embarrassing creatures of the whole family members. We can laugh hard. In fact he can laugh and it sounds like a pig and I have the most annoying laughing voice ----according to my friends. Its always my mom and my sister have the joke or ridiculous story or habbit then daddyo and me? We swallow them without chewing it. Yaudah, mereka konyol kita ketawa. Suka bego emang hahaha. Terus sekarang gue abis ngupil nih, terus itu upil jatoh ke kasur, gue pungut, buang deh ya kemana aja, terus ngetik lagi deh ----ma, maaf laptop nya jadi jorok gini. Everyone has a bad habbit. Eh ada foto Cam nih, wanna see it? I insist. Here it is.......



Cam is in the right one, yellow-shirted. He has a big body cause he is a body builder and a musician ---so far I know. NAH, see my daddyo has a cutest smile!

Thats my family. How about yours?