Sunday, 17 March 2013

Who did invent Geography?

Well, I shouldnt have been doing this. I have exams tomorrow. Screw them then....... I dont know if my mom seeing me blogging instead of studying for tomorrow. Mungkin doi bakal pasang muka kayak kobokan pecel. Kebayanglah ya asemnya kaya apaan......

At least I dont pick up my nose while writing this blog, just like I did in the previous post.

I actually have an idiot question. Who did invent Geography? This guy had such a great sense of humor. Dont you wanna laugh while counting the air pressure, wind speed, humidity, tremor? Or identifying kind of rocks existing in our planet? Or understanding the gases forming some planets in the solar system? Yes, I have great sense of humor. I wanna laugh and straightly do the table flipping!

Anybody please do me a favor to answer those silly questions above. Itu semua engga masuk akal buat anak sosial kayak gue. Im in social class program. All of the above thingies are not relevant with my study. Underline&bold it: ARE NOT RELEVANT.  Kenapa? Ya lo pikir aja sendiri. Sosial. Ceritanya kita disuruh belajar gejala sosial , hitung kemajuan perekonomian, bikin siklus akuntansi, belajar gejolak sosial. Ya sosial sehari hari deh elah. Udah sih, geografi kasih anak - anak ansos IPA aja. Suruh anak IPA aja belajar gejala alam. Toh, pada akhirnya 2 tahun belajar Geografi anak IPS gak boleh milih jurusan Geografi dan Teknik Geologi. "Those are Nature Science's major, they understand nature better than the social" yaduuuu.... ngapain repot repot belajar beginian sampe botak tumbuh lagi. I personally criticize Indonesia's Education Systems. Yaudah, gih dah ambil. Kita mah minum aer tinggal minum aer, engga mesti bangat dah segala belajar teknik teknik inflitrasi segala.

According to Erasthotenes, Geography means Geo : Bumi and "Graphien : Tulisan/Lukisan. Then the most irritating one is the Preston guy saying "Geography is the mother of all science." Nah see? You shouldve given it to the nature Science class program not Social. What for? Balancing? Oh my gosh, I actually almost get balded because of arranging and filling the accountancy cycles. To understand it even harder. Dear governor, what do you want? You actually are giving us more unsolvable pressure. The point is, ngapain sih? Beginian aja masuk ke Ujian Nasional. Please deh. Makan tai berak batu. Kebayang deh itu muka ngeden sejelek apa...............

"When the scientists are ripping a frog's abdomen, the economists are busy ripping the world's finance." Ngerti ora? Disaat ilmuwan ngebelek perut kodok, ekonom lagi sibuk ngebelek keuangan dunia ---ngerti sih ini bahasa inggrisnya maksain abis. See? Another reason to throw this shit to the Nature Science class. Terus?Yaudah. Engga ngerti lagi besok harus gimana. Semalem tst (baca: tutorial service time) di GO (baca: Ganesha Operation ---where Im having extra lessons and course) cuma sebentar, gurunya harus jemput istrinya, sementara cuma satu biji itu doang guru yang stand by. Ya Allah, ampunilah dosanya karena tidak memberikan kami tst lebih lama..... Forgive him please for making trouble by ruining our grade. Couldnt ask for more.......



What else to say? Should we really remembering the earth's layers? I dont give a damn, bro.



Terus ini lagi? Lapisan atmosfer. Suka lucu nih pertanyaan disoal yang muncul, "Which layer does reflect the radio waves?" Hell Thermosphere yeah...............  What for? Just listen to the radio, I wont climb up the sky either.

Sekarang sih inget, lah besok? "Do you ever look at the exam sheets and just wanna cry?" If tomorrow I get stuck and dont know what to do with answer sheet, I will absolutely do the table flip and when teacher asks me, "Are you crazy?" I  will immediately answer, "No mam, I just need some coffee....." And leave the class.


Seperti kata pepatah, "cara terbaik mengerjakan ujian adalah: datang, kerjakan, lupakan."

Akhir kata, UJIAN NASIONAL SUDAH SEMAKIN DEKAT. Lets do table flip!

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